Commodious bedroom in tastefully furnished home in GUNGAHLIN, Australian Capital Territory for sale

In my possession, within my prodigious 4 bedroom home, lies a redundant bedroom that is available now. Make no mistake, the bedroom is supererogatory, situated in my portentous home and acquirable immediately...you can move right in!!
The house is astronomically impressive, two-stories, in outstanding locale (evidenced by the absence of refuse recycling facilities, acceptably low percentage of paedophiles, and sufficient distance from Northbourne flats). Just a short stroll from Yerrabi Pond (serene, with lapping water, respectful birds and other natural phenomenon laced with attractive adjectives) and several restaurants (none of which are worth a visit, except Thai Herb), and approximately 5-10 minutes walk to Gungahlin Town Centre (fewer minutes if you run).
The accessibility of bus stops is casual (sup Action!!) and there is on-street parking right out the front of the house (other similar parks too, but not exactly adjacent). It is amply furnished (tastefully, I might add) with bangin' gear – tepid fridges, dutiful washing machine, dryer and dishwasher, slothful lounges, multipurpose dining table - they all perform admirably. The kitchen is fully-equipped, galactic in proportions (bigger than large) and has built-in-recipes. The lounge room is peculiarly comfortable, with a huge modular leather lounge (yup, modular, why is that peculiar?), modern furniture from Harvey Norman (personally installed by Gerry), a surround sound blue-ray player (which sometimes makes me think there is an intruder hiding in the corner), PS3 (yuh) and large screen TV (let's be real, 70 inches is MONOLITHIC!!).
Your bedroom is upstairs and unfurnished (fear not, the stairs number only 12 and, given my comprimising nature, your own bed is permissable). It is commodious (that means spacious) and has ample retention facilities (large BIR), lustrous timber boards (conveniently located on the floor), inbuilt electric warming device and a ceiling fan (not like Bulldogs fans, fear not, there is only one). It has a sliding door granting access to a large balcony (not the fan, the room).
I am 36 years young, male, full-time (so my boss thinks) public servant. I am affable, moderately slumberous, reverent (only if you act like a diety) and exceedingly resilient. I don't throw parties (often), play exceptionally loud music (when the sun is up) or constantly have journalists or paparazzi around (except when my friends from LA drop in), so you can expect the house to be passably quiescent. I am extraordinarily clean (not quite in the realm of abominable OCD) and keep the house elegant and orderly.
You should be similarly amiable, untroubled and deferential...and willing to bestow your resource to the maintenance of the menage (physically extracting refuse, removing discarded items from the floor with accelerated air, swabbing, scrubbing, scowering etc). Male or female, heterosexual, try-sexual or otherwise, youthful or elderly...there is no requisite standard that the potential inhabitant of my superfluous bedroom must satisfy!! Nor do I retain a preference in terms of ethnicity as, over the years, I have opened the doors of my prestigious residence to citizenry from Australian, New Zealand, China, India, Pakistan, Greece, Nepal, Pluto, and others. Let me assure you, all are similarly intolerable!!
Periodic annuity (of which your obligation is $170 per weekly cycle) must be provided in a punctual fashion (otherwise, access to the establishment may be jeopardised), no pets are permitted (unless personally endorsed by Dr Harry) and no couples please (component of the no pets regulation). Smokers will be permitted, but such activities must be pursued external to the premises.
The periodic annuity is sufficent to establish exclusive tenancy and includes all utilities (electricity, gas, water, playdough) and NBN internet. The bond is the equivalent of two weeks annuity, compensable preceding occupancy.
Drop me a line.
Matt :)